Veteran clubgoers and party novices alike, this song by Britsh pop group The Arctic Monkeys is aimed at you with scathing precision. Recounting the past adventures of a faded neon star, "Flourescent Adolescent" takes the listener back to a golden age of fast living which, no matter how hard they try, is no longer in reach. [Off Rhyme] abounds in this almost equally "off" ballad of night-life lost.